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Home > HOME > Goat gives birth to a 'human'; a faun

Goat gives birth to a 'human'; a faun


The Chronicle/TZG reporters

Thu, 03 Sep 2009 08:03:00 +0000

A computer generated image of a faun; showing human and goat features.



THE community of Lower Gweru and its surroundings in the Midlands Province was left shell-shocked when a goat gave birth to human-like creature that had the combined features of a man and a goat.

A report in The Chronicle newspaper said the goat gave birth to the 'creature' on Sunday morning in Maboleni area.

The creature had a human head, face, nose, shoulders and human-like skin that had very scanty furs.

It had goat features from the “shoulders” to the legs.

Its sagging stomach prevented curious villagers from determining whether it had human or animal sex organs as it protruded covering the front part.

Villagers said the end product was so scary that even dogs were afraid to move close to the goat.

“Normally, dogs like to play around a goat when it has just given birth. This time the dogs kept their distance. This is indeed a miracle that has never been witnessed anywhere,” said one elderly villager, Themba Moyo.

The owner of the goat who gave his name as Mr Nyoni said the incident left him shocked and he decided to contact the police and the local leadership.

“It’s the first time that my goat did this. I have 15 goats and it’s this goat that gave me birth to most of them. My goats often give birth to sets of twins,” he said.

His wife, Mrs Nyoni, said she never bothered to check when she learnt from her daughter that her goat had given birth.

She said she was busy with her laundry and she only learnt from her brother-in-law that the goat had given birth to an unusual creature.

“By that time the ‘thing’ had died. My brother-in-law then decided that we inform the community and the leadership about this unusual incident,” she said.

Midlands Governor and Resident Minister Jason Machaya, police and the media visited Maboleni area to have first-hand information.

Governor Machaya said it was disgracing that a man can stoop so low opting for animal company in a world full of women.

“This incident is very shocking. It is my first time to see such an evil thing. It is really embarrassing. The head belongs to a man while the body is that of a goat. This is evident that an adult human being was responsible. Evil powers caused this person to lose self control,” he said.

“We often hear cases of human beings who commit bestiality but this is the first time for such an act to produce a product with human features.”

Fauns, half-human and half-goat are creatures in Roman mythology. They are often depicted as a creature with the body of a man and the legs and horns of a goat. This is the first time that such a creature has actually been seen.

Computer generated image of a faun; a creature in Roman mythology depicting human and goat features


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samson • samsonite11@live.com
Subject: need prof
Fri, 11 Dec 2009 22:38:24
• Some man probly just had sex with a goat but i need prof yo tell


N/A • N/A
Subject: Strange but true
Thu, 15 Oct 2009 14:19:37
• Just as the Slave Trade was about to take place all sorts of strange phenomena were seen in Africa. No-one took any notice. This goat is a white man, probably British. He is the representative of British Colonial Interests in Africa. Because he looks so white the papers did not pick up on it. If he had looked Black it would be all over the place. This is a white man. THE OMENS ARE VERY BAD. iT IS A SIGN!!! Watch out Zimbabwe.


4x4 • 4x4@lol.net
Subject: Goat boy
Mon, 28 Sep 2009 07:40:17
• Pic's or it didn't happen, that's right isn't it bogged


The Whyman • iamthewhyman@gmail.com
Subject: Nephillim
Sat, 19 Sep 2009 01:48:52
• Without the benefit of photographic evidence, it is fruitless to attempt to draw any definite conclusion.

However, as the golden rule of deductive reasoning goes: once that you have eliminated that which is impossible, that which reamins, no matter how improbable must be true.

As many have already correctly pointed out, inter-species reproduction is impossible. (A fatal blow for darwinism, but that's another issue)

However there were enough eye witnesses who gave descriptions to suggest that this was certainly not a usual deformity either. (Keeping in mind that they would be familiar with birth defects through generations of goat farming).

WHY?Outreach
www.thewhyman.jesusanswers.com


Don Robison • joe_blow_281@hotmail.com
Subject: racism
Wed, 09 Sep 2009 03:39:24
• I am a racist.


mk • mk_0033@yahoo.co.uk
Subject: human goat hybrid
Tue, 08 Sep 2009 15:52:12
• a load of rubbish ,,,where are the origional pictures then ? as they it says that the police and the media where called in to see this evil creature,but all we see is a computer generated image.I think its high time that zimbabweans think smarter and also be rational when we get told things .dont just believe sh...t otherwise you end up eating it.


Jason M. • mcpeak.jason@gmail.com
Subject: Hummmm, saturday night live skit
Sat, 05 Sep 2009 23:31:25
• Remember goat boy on saturday night live, nnngggnnn yes I do nigggnnngnggnhhh! Could be some sort of CHIMERA effect, like geeps (goat/sheep) hybrids.


nopeb • blackberrydowns@gmail.com
Subject: n/a
Sat, 05 Sep 2009 20:38:33
• http://i28.tinypic.com/120p2xx.jpg
http://i30.tinypic.com/1yv5mc.jpg
http://i28.tinypic.com/10hm4hg.jpg
just a deformed goat. ewwwwww


Anon • shpmaster@hotmail.com
Subject: Pics
Sat, 05 Sep 2009 18:21:08
• http://i28.tinypic.com/10hm4hg.jpg
http://i30.tinypic.com/1yv5mc.jpg
http://i28.tinypic.com/120p2xx.jpg


Valuan • valucian@hotmail.com
Subject: n/a
Sat, 05 Sep 2009 15:34:55
• Including 'devil' or 'evil' in your evaluation of the incident voids your argument both as a scientist and as a politician. Human-Animal naturally inter-breeding has been found to be impossible; the chances of this being the result of man/goat relations is slim indeed. Scientifically, this no doubt has nothing to do with politics, homosexuality or beastiality. It's most likely an ordinary (deformed) goat. However, seeing as no evidence of the incident has been provided, it's hard to say what this thing actually was, or if the incident ever occured in the first place.


Tommy • mr.mythology12@gmail.com
Subject: Amazing
Sat, 05 Sep 2009 14:05:28
• I think this is amazing, its the true holy powers of God, creating a Satyr


Paul R Wilson • paulrw63@live.com
Subject: Faun
Sat, 05 Sep 2009 03:14:41
• As absurd as the opinion of these estupido townspeople is, it would be worse if somebody was accused and arrested for the imagined offense. There have been people executed for alleged bestiality due to the birth of monsters, and this should NOT happen in the 21st century. Not even humans and apes can produce young.


Jude • judec.sd@gmail.com
Subject: Hmm.
Sat, 05 Sep 2009 02:15:27
• I'm going to need a picture of this before believing it, and I'm not talking about a picture of James McAvoy in faun costume. Although that was an unexpected treat. Thank you.


na • na
Subject: IT HAPPENS
Fri, 04 Sep 2009 10:07:23
• My best friend's husband is half-man/half-horse and he looks very normal - until he strips.


Omugabe • Dziva@sanandresano.com
Subject: Look Inward & Look East for Self-development, Zim Patriots!
Thu, 03 Sep 2009 16:26:52
• First, it would be good if we had authenticated pics.

Second, if this 'anomaly' turned out to be true, there is no need to use worthless words like 'evil', 'bestiality', etc.

Better to seek to understand the phenomenon rather than compounding the situation with expressions of ignorance.

There would be nothing 'evil'; because mutations of life forms take place ALL THE TIME!
And 'bestiality' HAS NEVER been known to produce pregnancy; nor is it even scientifically reasonable.

Time for broadening of the understanding, and not to show off ignorance.


cde • tapudzies@yahoo.co.uk
Subject: backwardness
Thu, 03 Sep 2009 15:18:03
• where is the connection here btwn mdc and zanu? this only comes from those who have not gone to school like this idiot.

We have seen canaan banana - the very first zanu president sleeping with his own bodyguards! to make matters worse, this n/a cannot even differentiate between bestiality and homosexuality.


MADE OF THE WHITE STUFF • na
Subject: WHY I DONT EAT POULTRY
Thu, 03 Sep 2009 15:06:32
• someone's been jigging the pig! apologies (typo)
I meant goat.
This is nothing new.
If you read the book of Justine (set in Egypt) boys have sex with chickens and goats at an early age - a good enough reason not to eat poultry or animal meat. And they were certainly not MDC members.
Why do you think those studying medicine operate initially on pigs? Because their innards are identical to a humans. half human. what happened there then? Now thereby hangs a tale... this I believe is why Muslims and Jews do not touch pork...


n/a • n/a
Subject: n/a
Thu, 03 Sep 2009 13:57:16
• Tsvangison must be told that it is one thing running a party of homosexuals, criminals and traitors but a serious affront to our human dignity and core values as Zimbabweans when his party and goons sink so low as to have sex with goats that makes this party of half-intelligent nutcases and thug-dogs too dangerous for it to continue existing in our country?Our country, our hunhu (ubuntu) and our core values as a people have now been compromised by this party MDC whose prostitution and everything unAfrican knows no bounds. The creature that was born after one of Tsvangison's MDC number (possibly the testosterone rich Chamisa or Biti) have something to do with this in a vain search for the elusive regime change agents. Mavakuiteiwo manje vematama mahombe nengochani dzenyu? Hamunyarewo here? (What is this that you are doing Fatcheeks? Can't you see how shameful this is?) MDC has now become Africa's greatest embarassment as they have started a campaign of reproducing in our country all that their Western political masters do - a faun being a Greek mythological creature that they hoped would make a nice instrument to be used to intimidate our rural folks into voting into power this party of the devil.



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