Trymore 'McVivo' writes this spoof column. Do not take this column as fact; or do so at your own risk... _______________________________________________
THE AVENUES locale in Harare is famous for its ubiquitous Jacaranda trees that line its wide roads, that when in full bloom during the short but mild spring season dazzle residents of the capital with iridescent colors of purple and white and pink flowers. In recent years, the veneer of stateliness that once exuded from the avenues’ suburbs has slowly evaporated.